Welcome to the United Idiot Pictures Website

Update - May 15, 2007

IF WEBSITE UPDATES WERE PANTS, I'D HAVE BEEN ARRESTED BY NOW

Dear Random Internet People

I hereby cordially invite you to watch the tattered remnants of our United Idiot Pictures film library. For those of you who wish to stab yourself in the eyes immediately afterwards, forks will be provided for an additional fee.

Yours sincerely

The team at United Idiot Pictures

 

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